A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and asked ‘Did you know that everytime I breath somebody dies?’ ‘Really’ he said, ‘Have you tried mouthwash?’
A favourite segment of Channel Seven’s Sunrise television program is Kochie’s ‘Joke of the Day’. Australians, of all backgrounds, love to wake up and have a quick chuckle over an amusing joke told by David Koch.
Australian’s loved these jokes so much that they went out in their droves and snapped up copies of three books dedicated to putting Kochie’s jokes down in written form for everyone to enjoy. Kochie’s Best Jokes, Kochie’s Best Jokes 2 and Kochie’s Best Jokes 3 were best-sellers at bookstores everywhere.















